May 22
I have 2 modes on tumblr.
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.
Or reblogging everything in sight.
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May 22
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
your friends are keepers
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May 21
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
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May 21
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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May 21
“give her what girls like… tampons”
I am so doneomfg
i should go to sleep
IM PISSING MYSELF
Holy fuck, I can’t stop laughing.(x
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